fantasticmrburns:

fantastic mr. burns turned one today!

fantasticmrburns:

fantastic mr. burns turned one today!

When I offer to share my food with someone just to be nice and then they actually take me up on it

whatshouldwecallme:

"Fuck, my tea."
me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)
meanplastic:

SPEAK UP BITCH

meanplastic:

SPEAK UP BITCH